So I went on YouTube and clicked a video that said "Evil Po Pi Po". Instead of the normal version, a terrible song started playing. In the video I watched, Miku was doing the normal dance, but her eyes were effed up and bleeding hyper-realistically. Her nails were painted red instead of the usual blue. At the part where Miku would normally scream, I heard Justin Bieber hitting a high note.
There was even a part which showed Miku stomping on blood. I thought it couldn't get more scary. I was wrong. Then, Miku popped out of the screen and killed me with an aubergine. And then I sent a letter to YouTube, asking them to delete the video so nobody else would be killed. Then, Miku ran over me in a Ferrari and killed me again.
The end.
Harro, fools. It's Evil Miku here. If you have read all of this, I am coming to your house to kill you in person tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your life, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!